My co-worker's wife is having a baby next month, so I got them a present. This is from the card I got them; it was too funny not to share!
Cry til you get picked up, whether you need anything or not. Random crying will keep parents on their toes.
Sleep all day. Remember, nighttime is quality time, and you'll want to be wide awake for it.
Be a fussy eater. You may grow up to be a gourmet.
Don't just burp, give them something solid. Why do you think they're wearing a drop cloth?
When soiling a diaper, make sure to hold a little back for the fresh diaper.
Don't be afraid to take advantage of your cuteness. It lets you get away with ALMOST anything.
If you follow these basic pointers, you'll have your parents trained in no time!
Laura
are you trained yet?
ReplyDeleteI think so
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